By READ MY LIPS
March 20, 2011
Dear Read My Lips,
What’s the deal with paying for the pill? My boyfriend and I have been talking about whether I should go on the pill, because he really hates condoms, and I want to know …
By READ MY LIPS
March 2, 2011
Dear Read My Lips,
I’m not by any means a chubby girl, but regardless, my ex-boyfriend used to always notice and (very enthusiastically) compliment me whenever I lost weight. As a result, I tend to eat less on …
By READ MY LIPS
February 11, 2011
Dear Read My Lips,
My partner doesn’t say anything in bed. Aside from a few subdued moans right before and during orgasm, I get absolutely no verbal feedback or appreciation during the act, and it’s started to become frustrating. …
By READ MY LIPS
January 27, 2011
Hey Read My Lips,
My boyfriend just found out that he has HPV types 6 and 11. These kinds cause all kinds of stuff–from cervical and anal cancers to warts. I am fine– I got Gardasil when I was …
October 31, 2010
Q: I just read too much radical feminist theory (Andrea Dworkin. Intercourse. Jesus Christ.) and now I’m afraid of boys. But I’m not gay. What should I do?
Ah yes, I’ve been there. I’m …
By READ MY LIPS
October 8, 2010
Dear Read My Lips,
Two words: Doggy style.
Please explain. Who goes where, what goes where, and why does my boyfriend keep insisting that we try it? What about fucking “like dogs” …
by BlueBalls
October 2009
Around this time of year, BlueBalls gets a little nostalgic. And nostalgia, as always, shall be visited upon the freshmen. Most relationship advice to frosh takes the form of knowing grins about long-distance high school relationships. …
by BLUEBALLS
April 2009
Why a sex column? By now, the novelty of knowing that Ivy League kids have sex is wearing thin. We have “RumpusRumpus” for salacious stories and the occasionally necessary public shaming. And …